a conspiracy to burn flags!

“Why was there an abundance of Danish and other Western Flags to burn. Doesn’t it show a conspiracy?”

Having revealed the top-secret CIA findings on why the Muslims are violent, (the gene and meme research, in the post titled “We are the Borg!”), I feel compelled to continue in the spirit of telling the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth. So I will reveal why there always is such an abundance of foreign flags for burning.

We are required by our Imams to have at least ten flags of every non-Muslim country in our homes, or else we aren’t allowed to attend the Jummaa prayers. This is a lucrative market, so lucrative that every business family in the Muslim countries has had a go at printing flags.

That also shows you the need for having flag-burning festivals, (for what are these demonstrations but festivals), at regular intervals, so as to revitalise the flag printing industry, and to keep the economy rolling.

I hope that answers the question on abundance of flags for burning.

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One Response to “a conspiracy to burn flags!”

  1. Andreas Moser Says:

    Not all Muslims are burning US flags: http://andreasmoser.wordpress.com/2011/03/26/welcome-alternative-to-flag-burning/

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